if it has short chapters.
I get the dishes done quicker
if I take it one teacup at a time.
I like puzzles
but I hate knots.
I loathe people
but I love gatherings.
I like too much stuff.
Being creative is a curse.
I wish I were an ignorant
downtrodden ditch digger.
From hip-hop to punk rock,
sneakers to hats,
skateboarding to basketball,
poetry to comedy to philosophy.
I love Halloween,
but I hate dressing up.
I love orange juice,
but hate eating oranges.