Do you wish you could travel back in time
to the sun-drenched, carefree days of your analog childhood?
For the low price of only 305 overpriced coffees,
you can hoverboard back to 1996!
"Why are we here? Why am I hungry?
Did I make eye contact with that stranger?"
Ponder these existential questions
and more while standing at the door
of your childhood bedroom.
I don't want to revisit my childhood,
but I would like to spend a week in 1996.
When crazy time-travel opportunities
present themselves at your local convenience store,
trust me, you better jump on them
and gun it to 88mph.
Next week, I am going back
to Los Angeles circa 2018,
so I can read some poetry
just a little differently.
Maybe one day,
I will go back to 2008 and 2012, respectively,
just to witness what it's like
to fall dangerously in love again.
I was so focused on the future
that I missed the present
and it turned into the past.
to the sun-drenched, carefree days of your analog childhood?
For the low price of only 305 overpriced coffees,
you can hoverboard back to 1996!
"Why are we here? Why am I hungry?
Did I make eye contact with that stranger?"
Ponder these existential questions
and more while standing at the door
of your childhood bedroom.
I don't want to revisit my childhood,
but I would like to spend a week in 1996.
When crazy time-travel opportunities
present themselves at your local convenience store,
trust me, you better jump on them
and gun it to 88mph.
Next week, I am going back
to Los Angeles circa 2018,
so I can read some poetry
just a little differently.
Maybe one day,
I will go back to 2008 and 2012, respectively,
just to witness what it's like
to fall dangerously in love again.
I was so focused on the future
that I missed the present
and it turned into the past.
I'll pay you Tuesday,
but make today last.