Slough Pinnock

read this poem in a British accent...

I don’t deserve anything
But (yeah, I said but!)
The service in this town sucks!

I Tucked into some bad lunch meat,
But the hospitality is the same
As a rave in Miami.

From bussers wearing flip flops,
To servers wearing Lululemon leggings,
I say to these people
Get used to death
Because life is full of it.

We wanted paradise but got a host
in camel toe tights
With a liberal studies degree
And gen z anti eye contact indifference.

From my end of the telescope
Surviving is the short end of the straw,
and dealing with life
is like Cliff Burton on the bus.