I may or may not have eaten a big ol' stack chocolate chip pancakes this morning

God is a Philly Cheesesteak
and Earth is Academy Award Winner
Emma Stone.


It's not my fault.


Best eaten out of a Gucci bag,
worst when underrated,
whose sneezes hurt.


I like your spork.


Got a knife for Hanukkah,
gonna use it to carve out the stars.
from the blind sky.


Vince Guaraldi was right.


I wanna say I got here—
existence—
by peeling an orange.