I have been called a luddite for years
because I’ve ruined so many dinner parties
saying, “We’re all anxious, depressed.
We all have ADHD because we are constantly
connected to our devices.”
I am in an existential crisis:
“Am I 25? Or am I 41?"
What should I work on that hasn’t changed
between those ages,
between those me's.
I take out my phone,
and take a picture of cheese,
which I post on Instagram,
along with all my hopes and dreams,
only to be distracted by skate videos.