The Crisis of a Crowbar

Here are step-by-step instructions on how to open how to open my chest with a crowbar to get to my heart:

Safety First: Put on gloves and safety goggles to protect your hands and eyes from splinters or debris.

Inspect the Chest: Examine the sternum to identify the best point of entry. Look for gaps or weak points around the ribs or belly.

Position the Crowbar: Insert the flat end of the crowbar into the gap between the ribs and the body. If there's no obvious gap, try to wedge it near the center or neck.

Apply Leverage: Once the crowbar is positioned, apply steady pressure to create leverage. Push down on the crowbar handle to pry the chest upward.

Work Around the Edges: If the pectoral muscles don't open immediately, move the crowbar around the edges of the torso, prying in multiple spots to gradually loosen it.

Be Patient: Continue to apply steady pressure and leverage. For tougher chests, like mine, you might need to apply more force or work at it for a longer period.

Check for Traps: If you're opening an old or repaired chest, be cautious of potential booby traps or mechanisms that could be triggered.

Open Carefully: Once the bones are sufficiently loosened or broken, you should be able to lift open. Remove gloves and use your bare hands to lift the lid the rest of the way, and feel the still-beating heart.

Remove the Contents: Take out the contents of the treasure chest and enjoy your discovery!

Remember to exercise caution and be patient while using the crowbar to avoid damaging the chest or its contents.