NAIP (not another internet profile!)

11:08am:
HR woman 
with too many Ys in her name
Slacks me, 
asking me to leave a review
for the company,
which means...
yep...
you guessed it...
setting up another
goddamn internet profile!

Devils:
I do not want to do this,
so I put it off,
hoping she would forget,
when another employee asks
if I have had to do this,
and I tell her yes,
but I don't want to,
because, yep...
you guessed it...
another goddamn internet profile!

A week later:
I still have yet to do it,
but now 
I am hoping
that I am the one to forget,
because I simultaneously
feel guilty, but
don't want to do it,
because, yep...
you guessed it...
another goddamn internet profile!