I wish I had the confidence of Axel Foley

Guys in their 40s 
don't have dreams;
they have nightmares
and plantar fasciitis. 

I'd rather kill myself
in the likes of Omaha,
before I die peacefully
in the my sleep in Florida.

I wish I had the confidence
of Axel Foley,
from the first Beverly Hills Cop,
not the second, especially not the third.

Today was a good day,
despite the passing of time,
and tomorrow will be good, too,
if I make it there.