Drunk Bills fan won't stay off social media

if I did move to LA, I wonder 
what kind of person I would fall in love with...

a cute, woke asian girl with her septum pierced?
a comedienne with bad tattoos and big breasts?
a preppy gal with the bottoms of her irises showing?
a blonde graphic designer with a past and a perfect smile?

a drunk football chick that is always on her phone?
a punk poet from back east posing as a production assistant?
a Natalie who steals my heart and leaves it in Santa Monica?

if I did move to LA, I wonder
what my days would be like and how the accidents would happen.