My Feet Hurt

Plantar fasciitis has me hobbling in the mornings.
I am getting old and I do not like it one bit. 

Foot doctor stabbed me with steroids in the feet yesterday.

Mondays after basketball I can barely get up to go to the bathroom.
It's like walking on bones.

The foot doctor said I should get shoes like his.
And then referenced the hideous ortho-running shoes he was wearing.

Sorry doc, but I ain't that dead yet. 
Why are all running shoes hideous?