Absurd Pear

left on Melrose.
she really knows her Northies.
but I don't know my Southies. 

so we forgo the leisure for the lesions.
cutting right to the chase.
chasing each other's offers.
loud in pursuit, silent in honesty.

fate did not foresee this.
an hour ago I was in the sky.
a middle seat, middle night Spirit flight.
wondering how and why.

the Diet Dr. Pepper sprays my denims.
because it came from a CVS back east. 
everyone calls it Back East out here.
everyone back east calls it Out Here.

behind a beautiful Veronica.
horny with love/hate.
because travel makes me retroactively nostalgic.