I drank beers between whiskeys

Abigail Ann is attaching my heart to hers,
and Monday is for morose mother-fuckers like me. 

So eat your cereal and move along,
because like frogs we all change what we are.

From tadpoles to whatcha-know,
our ears ring and we evolve. 

I am not a Marder 
but a maunder and an idiot. 

Something something something,
and I have proof of it. 

I am so proud of you;
you have no idea here.

The night ends with stomping upstairs,
wouldn't life be longer with care?