have you ever slept in an empty above-ground pool?
have you ever had sex on a golf course behind her parent's house?
have you ever slept on the stoop on East 89th Street?
have you ever slept in a bathroom while a party rages around you?
have you ever slept in the backseat of a 1986 Buick LeSabre?
have you ever slept on a couch because she didn't want you in her bed?
have you ever slept in Washington Square Park before a poetry show?
have you ever fallen asleep at a funeral?
have you ever slept in a movie for multiple showings?
have you ever napped and awoken in a panic, wondering what decade it is?
have you ever slept on the kitchen floor just because you're bored?
have you ever slept in a snowy alley in Queens?
if you answer "No" to these, well then you haven't lived, my friends,
but talk to me about camping someday soon and your comfy trailer.