You'll never guess who I saw yesterday!
I was in the park, and I ran into Zark Jarb.
Yes, that crazy kook from the Zoo York years.
He saw me first.
Ran up, slapped me on the back.
Hugged me and ran away,
screaming "I know your social security number!"
Sometime later, I saw him
in one of those inflatable bouncy castles,
just having a blast throwing kids around.
I waved and he gave a postured salute.
I figured that was the end of it,
but boy was I wrong.
On my way home,
Zark Jarb snuck up on me,
whispering in my ear,
"Helen Hunt is gonna kill you."
*To be continued in a forthcoming book of narrative based story poems...