The Weekday Crash-with-a-Dumb-Poet Menu

Breakfast:

  1 hard-boiled egg
  1 glass of white wine (preferably Gruner)
  espresso

Lunch:

  2 hard-boiled eggs
  2 glasses of white wine (preferably Gruner)
  poetry

Dinner:

  5 oz. filet mignon, grilled with black pepper and lemon juice
  remainder of white wine
  weed and TV