a man in front of me
was being a dick
to the person bagging.
So behind his back,
to the cashier,
I attempted to make the 'crazy' sign,
where you circle your finger near your temple.
But instead,
I made the blow job sign,
where you move your fist
in front of your mouth.
The cashier looked real confused,
and I left without
saying another word,
and without my groceries.