Calamity!
What to do?
Oh, what to do?
To get cancer
While the world is ending
Is a cologned kick
In the devil’s dick.
The only way
Is through,
Not around or blue,
And certainly not down.
Irony is dead
But hopefully I am not,
So let's do this
To get through this.
This is just part of the plot,
Fingers crossed,
for I have a lot
to live for, jah.