Sitting in the doctor’s office and these are my thoughts

Isn’t it weird that Michael Jordan shits?


We are obsessed with the 90s,

Not because of nostalgia

But because we can’t imagine

A future based on this present.


I won’t begin to assume

How this is going to change me.


Anything I buy

Is with the intention

Of having it forever.


My forever may be shorter.


I don’t think you’re an adult

Until you’ve had a child or tragedy.

I have had both,

But I still feel like a kid.


I am a C- dreamer

But an A+ student

At rummaging through

Waiting rooms. 


Look, a stethoscope!


Isn’t it weird that dinosaurs had sex?