*Hammer sold separately

I lived in bars 
and basement poetry shows...

I died there, too.

But I made the Grim Reaper’s job hell.

That’s what I wish for you, for anyone. 
To make the sonofabitch curse your name as he drags you down. 
To make him swing a few times. To miss a few more. 

I even gave him a run for his money...

I made him swap out his scythe for a hatchet.
I made him swap out his hatchet for a *hammer.
I made him swap his hammer for a 40oz of Olde English and a bag of blow. 

I traded it all for a dull pencil,
and a home,
and I would do it all again. 

That’s it, kid. 

Make it so hard to killed 
that you get the mother fucker in serious trouble 
with his employer...

That’s it. 

What a glorious, thunderous way to live. 
To single-handedly ruin the Grim Reaper's weapons and wisdom
at your outright refusal to die…

Just do it in theaters instead.