I'm in my butt dial era

I'm in my butt dial era

and you are coming down the list

so if I call you

just remember this

it was an accident


but then again

everything is an accident

in Carl Sagan's pie in the sky

so it is okay

to ask why


our incident 

didn't happen for a reason

which makes it more rare

cuz my butt chose you

while working at a bar


I hope we fart again

on our journey to the end

and I am forever grateful 

to the Kentucky universe 

for sharing time in this little life with you.