Shoes on the Highway

It is one of the enduring mysteries of modern times: 

a lone shoe on the highway, abandoned 

and without its sole mate (pun intended).


So, how did it get there?
It is a question that has seemingly been asked 

since the times of lone sandals turning up 

on the streets of ancient Rome.


How did they all get there?

The mystery of the abandoned footwear

has been wearing on me

since I was a boy, 

starring out the window,

looking for cows and horses…

punch buggies and shoes!


Taking the time

to examine this existential phenomenon,

I have never lost ONE shoe,

even in darkest, drunkest nights,

so how are there

so many random, single shoes on the highway?


It’s like Cinderella’s objet trouvé,

a comic strip cliche,

a gardener’s symbol of retirement

occupying the horizon like a dead body,

mystifying my eyes and mind for a time.