Haha, let's go to Dairy Queen

I don't know why,
but the commercial got me;
the Blizzard and burger
look tasty and I wanna feel young. 

There is one down by the mall,
where we used to do drugs
and skateboard;
I wonder if I can still ollie. 

Let's treat ourselves,
as if we are like our
post-war Grandmothers 
who had to ration rice. 

Put on some English Beat
or Generation X,
and let's be untouchable
for an afternoon. 

Our adult problems
will still be there,
but we can drown them 
in ketchup for an afternoon.