Cheat the Worms

Abby just had surgery 
so she can't lift the water
to make coffee,
but Lauren's poly boyfriend
came downstairs and helped
for the Bayside soundtrack win!

Haughty one minute, mischievous the next,
I am about to consume 
Chick-Fil-A for breakfast,
so maybe I will choke to death.
and never finish this poem.

As a robot retweets me,
I am left wondering my purpose
in this weird wide world,
and the future bites me;
the present is a vampire,
while the past is a dull pencil.