Yo girl,
meet me at Taco Bell –
value meal on me –
because it's the healthiest fast food,
and you deserve
an extra large Mountain Dew,
because your you.
Let's throw cawsh
into the wind,
and heat up the night
with extra Fire Sauce,
sloppy Chalupa kisses
and drive-thru nip slips.
The night is young,
but soon it will be over,
so ignore your texts –
despite the read receipts –
and let's live for the moment,
like a Nickelback song,
I am a self-hating hipster,
and your a bae, tho,
we are a Mexican match
made in white people Heaven,
so pass the ranch
and put on NASCAR,
because love is reel.