Exploding Head Syndrome

Why
does closing my eyes tightly
produce a rumbling sound in my ears?

Is it bad form to bring an iced coffee to a funeral?

Why
aren’t shorts half the price of pants?

So many questions
swirling around my brain,
it’s like a public pool
in the ghetto.

The splashing chaos of life...

There is so much shit
I don’t give a shit about,
like Instagram being down.

Shut it all down
Forever.

At night, I wish
I could turn it all off,
watch Seinfeld
and fall asleep
like a blue collar
dock worker.