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Love overhearing white women complain
about how "early" Starbucks released their
Pumpkin Spiced Latte this year, as if
it was any different than last year (or ten years).

I'm one to talk!
I just got excited to find a new Trader Joe's ,
and proceeded to buy a bunch of succulents.
Am I a basic bitch, too?

Joining in the modern narcissistic conversation,
I take to Twitter to try to get a laugh from strangers,
round and round we go,
the Salinger of the Instagram Generation.

I want to throw my phone in a river,
and move to the mountains
and stop bothering people. 
Leave myself alone.