about how "early" Starbucks released their
Pumpkin Spiced Latte this year, as if
it was any different than last year (or ten years).
I'm one to talk!
I just got excited to find a new Trader Joe's ,
and proceeded to buy a bunch of succulents.
Am I a basic bitch, too?
Joining in the modern narcissistic conversation,
I take to Twitter to try to get a laugh from strangers,
round and round we go,
the Salinger of the Instagram Generation.
I want to throw my phone in a river,
and move to the mountains
and stop bothering people.
Leave myself alone.