did some wayward work,
played the guitar a little
and watched television.
my arm hurts a little,
and I wonder why there are never
any positive side effects
to these things.
instead of a little dizziness,
how about a medicine
allow me to dunk
or make you-know-what
a little bigger?
maybe tomorrow I will wake up
with the ability to wink,
which I've never been able to do,
and I will count that as a little win.