who is dead today?

The guy next to me on my flight
From Denver to Fort Lauderdale
Sucks so hard, snoring and hogging the arm rest.

I’d rather him be a sleepy suicide bomber
Than a regular white asshole
Who doesn’t have an understanding of personal space.

If he wakes up, he can fully see my screen
And the fact that I am talking shit about him,
But I don’t care because i believe I can take him.

My anxiety is at full tilt
So I will decide to cuddle him
Per Enid’s recommendation and ride this out.

Sometimes people are stupid
And happen to be there, just “there”;
I am one of those people.