Elk of the Day

I counted two hundred elk today
on the side of the road,
and I love it here so hard 
and good like their antlers.

maybe I will move here
maybe I will go out
and try out other peoples eyes
and get rid of your items.

we are all terrified,
even the coffee maker just screamed
at the site of me approaching it,
and that shit is a machine under curtains.