Darn Tootin’!

The devil is in my hands,
Hurting me something good
And also making me write
These idle words which make
Witches out of women
And monsters out of men.

It’s only a matter of time
Until I have full-blown arthritis,
And my writing will turn into
Hunting and pecking,
Like a handicap hawk
Who has lost his way.

I’m certain my heart will attack me as well,
But hopefully I survive the first barrage
Like a beast from the Upper East
And continue living and lying
To myself and others
For many more days and in many more ways...