Will You Have Me?

Would you order me on a menu?
I doubt it, because when the server lists
the ingredients it includes non-organic
regret, bad behavior, stupid choices,
and beets topped with tuna.

Given a free sample,
you'd politely accept,
but once the wait is gone,
you'd feed me to the invisible
dog under the table.

I know I'm an acquired taste,
like pickles or Belgian Beer,
but I am here and worth tasting,
at least one bite, because you never
know if the texture is better.