I used the bathroom there a lot,
because most of the footraces
in Central Park set up right by,
and that was better than
the port-o-potties for runners.
Maybe I had a beer there,
maybe on the patio,
but not inside where it's nice,
where multiple movies were filmed
like Trading Spaces and Ghostbusters,
just to name a few.
I tell myself I'll go there
soon and have champagne,
but I probably won't,
unless she agrees to come with me,
which won't happen for some stupid reason.