I think I am addicted to drinking.
Not like that,
I mostly mean drinking anything.
I like to have a beverage in my hand,
whether it is tea or coffee,
water or Diet Dr. Pepper.
And I drink fast.
I once went to a dinner party
at a friend's parent's house,
and no one offered me a drink
for an hour and a half.
I remember thinking
that it was insane,
until I thought it was equally insane
that I didn't just ask.
Oh well, cheers.
Opening a seltzer
as I write this "poem"
and enjoy it quick.