Ham at First Glance

everyone's apartment on Instagram looks
artsy and amazing, like an Indy rocker's
girlfriend designed it in a flea market dream.

every damn ad for boots on Instagram
make me click and gasp
because they are literally one million dollars.

every selfie on Instagram
is either sad or stunning,
and that is why I don't post any (many).

everyone's goddamn outfits on Instagram
are complimented by dope boots
that look like they cost $40 but probably cost one million dollars.

every fucking poem on Instagram
is vague and stupid and means nothing,.
but they get a million likes from a million dumb-dumbs.

everyone doing yoga on Instagram
just want attention, well,
Namaste, bitches.

every person on Instagram
is a goddamn liar,
just like me and just like you.