do stomach tattoos count
as chest tattoos?
I don't know,
but I will send a photograph
in the mail
30 days later.
I just wowed a crowd
of 2
with some cucumber sex jokes
at my local grocer.
too many playlists
for ex-girlfriends.
today's a good mild Monday
to go shopping
for garage sale socks.
I wish I were wearing jeans
when I sleep,
and black socks,
and loving you.
no socks.
if torso tattoos count
as chest tattoos,
I have 8.