Casey At Bat

my nose has never been the same
since that cocaine
that Casey gave me
at Nick's house warming party
in Coral Springs.

the boogers are all skin
and blood and surprises,
but the reward of picking and flicking
is outstanding and sticks to windows,
and that was two years ago
by my account.

and today, Casey is getting married
to a girl none of us have met,
and I am not even invited.