hey,
pretty lady,
hope your Virginia day
is okay
and going well.
just went to the dentist
and the dollar store.
I wait with sovereign sanctity
to replace your love
with that of something
worthy.
I wait to make something meaningful,
more perfect than the mention
of love
when it has left us all.
can you
hand me a La Croix
and call my dead mom
to tell her
we are over?
getting paid
to tell stories tonight
and one of them
is about you.
so boo fucking hoo.