if God is a man,
he probably has a cute dick.
after all, God is humble
and he wouldn't give himself
the biggest dick,
would he?
God has a nice sized,
symmetrical dick
without any STDs
or weird pubes.
Jesus, his son,
has a big dick,
because he is black.
But God's dick is medium perfect,
for blow jobs and he finishes quick,
but no too quick during sex.
If God's dick
looks like mine,
I am in luck
with average humbleness.
however,
God doesn't even have a dick,
and not because of some metaphysical
constraint or religious bullshit.
God does not have a dick,
because God is definitely a woman,
and I know this because
dicks are designed weird.