Lucknow

Routinely, I check my Google analytics
for this shitty blog,
mainly to see if she reads it,
which she does. 

She blocks her shit,
but that is a whole other
bag of hammers
which I am too tired to get into. 

Every now and again, 
I will get some curious hits
in foreign lands
and this week was a sweet surprise.

Apparently, someone in Lucknow
spent 15 minutes on this shitty blog,
and while I don't know what that means,
it makes me happy. 

Lucknow is the capital and largest city 
of the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh,
and now, regardless of intent, someone
with an actual IP address is well acquainted with Coyote Blood.