The doctor told me to stay away
from cornstarch, corn syrup
and young girls in cute dresses,
but he said nothing about
dancing to Rage Against the Machine
or cocaine.
He said nothing about
Kentucky gals approaching 30,
so I will take his advice
and hopefully live longer,
because I am already dead
and loving it.
That said, love please
destroy me this weekend
like you used to destroy me years ago
because I haven't been destroyed
or melted
in many years.