Pick a Hand

any hand
will do,
but hold it
and high five it
three times
before I craft
three hilarious
jokes about
Dale's mustache.

I welcome
the guests
and hug the honey
pie with thighs
that make me feel
less than ham
in a celebration
of Oreos and heroes.

exaggerate me
and I will tell
the truth about love,
and I think we
all know
what time it is...

I farted in Detroit city,
where we never went
and I will never forget
the day I ruined you,
and there are other clowns here
called bones.