fingering her in a kayak
on the river that doesn't end,
and when she has an orgasm
she laughs hysterically.
I didn't know she was royal,
I didn't know she was on her period,
and neither did she,
but we proceeded.
Got the river
more than most and eye,
but type has my mustard
by the balls.
I wish up and down,
but before the cool and the down,
come catch me,
so they say.