The Pertinent Info

I am moving to Amsterdam
to live with my beautiful friend Cindy
because this country is full
of dumb-dumbs.

I will contribute
and pay rent,
rub her back
and bring her flowers.

I will eat her out,
and eat fish sandwiches
for lunch,
and I will love it all.

I am just an idiot poet,
trying to figure out 
how to play the harmonica
and get out of this chaos.