People & Lasers

went to a job interview without pants.
ate thirty packets of ketchup on thursday.
rode a bike 15 miles in one direction.
got lost in the sticks.
made some mexican friends.
ate the worm.
watched the sunrise.
flew north and found a crying girl. 
gave her two orgasms.
drew a picture on the wall of a temple.
found October.
saw Somewhere.
called my sister, told her where I was.
where am I?