Burp!
They both belched
at the same time,
ruining the heist,
because the Oxford clerk
looked and busted them
lifting Gatorade and Milky Ways.
A new season of smaller earthworms
finds our heroes in funny fuck-ups
as per usual,
but this time round
they don't die.
Even a home-spun tale
such as this deserves
an international audience,
however forced when they fly
to Europe for a girl
and muck it all up immediately.
Stay tuned and bruised.