A Partially-Used Barnes & Noble Gift Card

your dots don't understand me,
but that ain't a problem,
let's fight it out on Instagram,
because life ain't all strippers
and burritos, my friend.

call the cable company
and tell them about me,
for I am as worst
as the letter P,
so much fun, a metal chair.

after a rainy day in Griffith Park,
forget your fear,
for the night starts here
on stained afternoons
of friends with abusive benefits.