I wanna live behind a Taco Bell in the 90s!

Remember when Pepsi was clear 

and Doritos were 3D?

I Remember...
'Bullets Over Bel-Air,'
the15th episode of Season 5
of The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air.

No smart phones.

No social media.

I'd sit and watch the drive thru 

from my smokers' balcony at midnight,

as drunk Camaros buy burritos,

and peel off into the past.

Then I would turn on the TV,

cruise the cable stations,

until I fell asleep.

That's it;

nothing much more would happen,

and it would be wonderful.