Campbellsville is pretty far from Louisville...

It's a good hour and a half drive,
but if you drive like me
it would be two hours,
because I do the speed limit.

Whatcha doing there,
visiting your sister,
or taking a teaching job
at the University?

Who else in that part
of Kentucky would be
reading my dumb blog?

Unless you're checking 
if I am dead,
cuz that's the only way
I would stop posting. 

Just pick up the phone
and call, cuz I have 
good news, and I'd love
to tell you about it.