and counting COVID casualties.
did you hear about Sarah? he asks.
apparently, she's been stripping in a strip mall.
but I am confused because I thought
he was talking about Sara, not Sarah.
we are left twiddling our thumbs
because the pizza place is closed for Presidents' Day.
I always liked her,
and I thought she'd stay in New York forever.
but LA (or Florida) takes the best of us
by the britches and the ditches.