3 radio calls today.

Yes, that's right, 
I am a voice actor,
and all those call-ins
you heard when you were a kid
riding shotgun or in the backseat
while your mom drove you 
to school or church or to the mall 
or to the orthodontist...
those calls are fake.
the 2nd date updates,
the silly stories that "need" the DJs' help.
Think about it,
who would air their dirty laundry
on a wacky morning FM program?
These scripts are wild:
one is about a guy (me),
trying to get a girl I "work with"
to dump her boyfriend 
who is in prison 
and go out with my character. 
Wild but true,
and these 3 calls
will pay for Nashville in April
and Louisville later this year.